Dear Diary,
Today was pretty boring considering. The only things I did today that were eventful was teaching Bobby how to trick cats and getting Tom back, now that I think of it, it was pretty interesting. This morning I woke up to find Tom had put a mouse trap in the mouse-hole which, being careful where I stepped, pushed it back out the other mouse-hole and under Toms twitching tail. My plan had worked and the mouse trap snapped on Toms’ tail and almost at once was in a high-speed chase with Tom at my tail. While I ran Tom managed to knock down everything we passed and by some mystery, Tom got his tail stuck in the TV cord and crashed face first into the wall. I managed to get back to the hole only to find that Bobby was awake and playing, so I went over to the chalk board and started writing the ways to trick a cat. When I was finished I took Bobby outside so we could prank Tom while he was sleeping by plucking his whiskers. But of course the plan backfired cause Bobby was to loud and woke Tom who chased us back to the hole, where we planned a next attack. We we’re going to attach Toms’ tail to the fan. When we we’re about to walk outside I pulled Bobby back because I had just spotted Toms’ canines in the front hole. So we through a dummy into his mouth which he swallowed quickly and then broke into a coughing fit. Afterward he started chasing us until we got to the front door where we opened it very quickly so Tom went flying outside into the blizzard and slammed it after him. We went to Toms bed and snuggled under his blanket. Us inside cozy and warm, Tom outside cold and howling. Anyway we had a pretty good day.
Sincerely, Jerry.
